7 CLUES THAT THE DOG'S IN CHARGE

1. You bought a bigger bed so that the dog could have more leg room.
2. You never forget to kiss your dog before you leave the house; the same, however, cannot be said of your disgruntled spouse.
3. You introduce yourself to every dog you meet as "(Your dog's name)'s mamma/pappa."
4. Your dog's wardrobe is as large as yours.
5. You let your dog have canine guests over; in fact you insist on his socialization.
6. You tell your dog secrets you wouldn't share with your psychiatrist.
7. You watch TV sitting on the floor, so that the dog can sit on the couch behind you and rest his chin on your shoulder for a good view.